I am Anne Tavis McNair from the Scottish Cuisine and today I am in East Darwen Blackburn where police were called to a domestic disturbance. Neighbours complained of very loud noises, they could hear screaming and yelling.
I am here with Constable Sinclair would you please tell us about the incident?
It would appear that the problem was a man and a ghost, who could not agree on who was haunting who especially the ghost was quite agitated. Because it was up for inspection to get its official license, and what if the inspector failed him in the account of not being able to tell who is haunting who.
We decided to give them both a stern warning since it is not technically illegal to haunt, and ghosts do not fall under our jurisdiction; we wish the couple the best of luck and hope the ghost acquires its license.
Constable Sinclair, can you tell us more about the ghost?
Well, he claimed to be the ghost of Richard the Lionheart, but we have our doubts since the ghost seemed to be of Asian descent; at this time, there will be no further investigation on the matter
Thank you, Constable Sinclair, for your time.