God Paradise Ally 5 Shamayim Dear Sir or Madam, I write to you on behalf of the Danish and the British people. As a part-time believer, I know that it is not my place to write to you. However, I cannot keep quiet anymore about these atrocities that continue to plague our land. We must …
The Universe The Milky Way Earth Denmark My dearest Dave It was so nice to hear from you and the rest of the Danish people. You are always welcome to contact me, even though, as you say, you are a part-time believer. I have complete faith in you, although you might not have complete faith …
My name is Safia Tulip Necromancer, and I am writing for the Articles and Stuff Magazine. I am at the renowned GPS manufacturer TimTim headquarters in Nova Scotia. With me, I have the CEO, Mr Walter Nobbletop. Mr Nobbletop, thank you for meeting with me. Your company has recently presented some innovations in the GPS …
My name is Juilence Tipper, and I am with the Horatio Hour. I am in Surrey to talk with Mr Earl Greyish, who claims that trolls live in his shed. Mr. Earl Greyish, as I understand it, you have trolls living in your shed. Would you please tell us more about this? It is a …
I am Juniper Baxster Aldentan from Wolves Weekly Magazine. Today, I am in the little seaside town of Surrey to report on the difficulties the elderly have with technology and its ever-growing impact on today’s society. I have been gracefully invited into Lavinia Kaufax’s home. She lives with her son Cecil and two cats Dougal …
My name is Daisy Brontë Hubblescob. I am at the Supreme Court in Walthamstow, where a man named Frederick Madeline Timtoppletim is being sued for cultural appropriation by the association of Ghosts, Ghouls, and Gargoyles because he identifies as a ghost. I cannot tell you, my dear readers, why exactly this case has made it …
My name is Duntessa Witsmore Stansfield. Today, I am in Swindon, where I have the pleasure of meeting Desmond Natley Tapperstine and his wife, Leah Rae Tapperstine. So, Mr. and Mrs. Tapperstine you have created something wonderful here would you mind telling me and my reader about it? Yes, of course, but first, what publication …
My name is Henrietta Mactops from The Evening Mall, and I am In Lincolnshire near Laughton Forest. I have most graciously been invited to a meeting of the utmost importance at Kingfisher Hall by Norman Haddock, the head of the committee for Advancing Birds and Human Relations. Now, my dear readers, I cannot tell you …
I am Penelope Rae Fattinghamnobtop, from the Platypus Digest I am currently in Surrey where I have sat down with Mr. Grahame Hammond to talk about his company’s new approach to customer service. Mr Hammond, would you please tell us about your new endeavour? Gladly, for years, companies have been trying to make customers understand, …
I am Anne Tavis McNair from the Scottish Cuisine and today I am in East Darwen Blackburn where police were called to a domestic disturbance. Neighbours complained of very loud noises, they could hear screaming and yelling. I am here with Constable Sinclair would you please tell us about the incident? It would appear that …